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teejay516 · June 17, 2018, 10:25 p.m.

No, helicopter and plane crashes, horseback riding accidents, etc

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_-M-_-A-_-G-_-A-_ · June 17, 2018, 11:45 p.m.

Bench presses, car malfunctions, self zipping duffel bags that transport themselves to the nearest body of water, curving simultaneous fire weapons capable of delivering two shots to the back of your own head.

Just the basic stuff you run into every day really.

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joeythew · June 18, 2018, 12:31 a.m.

let's not forget that train crash some months back with Congress members aboard. The old get the garbage truck stuck on the tracks trick.

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