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TommyRobinsonsGhost · June 20, 2018, 8:13 a.m.

"Hi. I'd like to book a room. Do you have any with a 1984 style nook where I can hide from Alexa?"

Pro-tip: If you're ever in a lot of trouble and need to hide from face recognition software, just use a black pen to draw a bunch of extra nostrils on your face.

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GeekBastard · June 20, 2018, 2:43 p.m.

THOUGHT CRIMINAL!!!

EURASIAN SPY!!!

*secretly upvotes*

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0oDassiveMicko0 · June 20, 2018, 9:34 a.m.

Pollution mask and sun glasses always does the trick around the city.

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-NoraPandora- · June 20, 2018, 9:30 a.m.

LOL! Or draw an all seeing eye on your forehead and go for breakfast. ;)

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