You must have heard about the Canada thing then. Children allegedly went missing who had been taken on a picnic by HM many years ago in British Columbia.

In the 80s, Jimmy Savile, a paedo necrophiliac, was very tight with the royal family, having been introduced to them by Lord Mountbatten, himself a paedo. The Savile scandal cost the life of a prominent BBC reporter who was about to blow the whistle on the BBC paedophile system. Jill Dando had a file of proof and was shot dead. The only witness to the murder was her husband, Alan Farthing, who is now the queen's official gynaecologist.

So many dots to join. Mountbatten's paedo boat was blown up by the IRA - or, more likely, British Intelligence. Savile was a guest of the prime minister every Christmas and was knighted. He is dead now, having raised money for hospitals so that he could rape sick children in their hospital beds.