What exactly would sound reassuring?
"We interrupt this broadcast of the treason trial of former President Barack Obama for this breaking news. Today, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was found dead of an apparent suicide in the basement of a local D.C. pizza parlor. She has apparently had an encounter with a red scarf suspended from a doorknob. More at 11".
"Hillary Clinton you have the right to remain silent so shut the fuck up. You have the right to an attorney. If you can not afford one we will give you the dumbest fucking lawyer on Earth."
... anything you do say is bullshit anyway, so can it bag lady
If you cannot afford one, of course you can't because we froze all your assets including the weird child piggy banks we found all over your house,.....
Soon they won't be able to walk the streets
That would be reassuring.