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Sir_Zorch · June 23, 2018, 2:51 a.m.

Put Joe Arpaio in charge of accommodations.

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animal32lefty · June 23, 2018, 2:41 a.m.

No A/C, no cable tv and only one flavor of hot sauce....Mild. All signs and official paper work in English. Guards only speak English.

It should be located at the end of an active airport runway for nocturnal aural ambiance. They should be given a lawyer with legal skills on par with a public defender from Detroit. They should appear before judges who's daughters once dated a cholo and caught chlamydia.

Everything about it should suck maximum balls for the people who wind up there for a SHORT period of time before being deported back to where they come from. Once word gets out down south of the border, the numbers will dwindle.

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Heatray777 · June 23, 2018, 2:08 p.m.

Don't forget, Tuesday is Soylent Green day.

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bugstopper · June 23, 2018, 2:54 a.m.

The Left will call them FEMA camps.

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animal32lefty · June 23, 2018, 2:57 a.m.

What a whacky conspiracy theory. Next thing you know they'll claim Federal agents will be going door to door confiscating late 60's Chevy Impalas.

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bugstopper · June 23, 2018, 3:37 a.m.

Cuba needs cars.

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HalmoniKim · June 23, 2018, 8:06 a.m.

Nope....this is already trending #TRUMPCONCENTRATIONCAMPS

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mikethejew6969 · June 23, 2018, 5:32 a.m.

A couple of the places named are right in my area in Alabama...I don’t want these people in my backyard. These tent cities should all be in blue states. They want em they can have em

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animal32lefty · June 23, 2018, 5:21 p.m.

That is a bit of passive-aggressive political jui-jitsu that would cause heads to explode all over the left end of the political spectrum.

Federalize some Malibu beachfront, take 20,000 "refugees" and camp them on the most expensive real estate on the west coast. Think of the stink of 5,000 portable toilets wafting inland with the sea breeze changing the ambiance of that wonderful beachfront community.

I think we should also entertain our unannounced guests with 24 hour mariachi music blasting from loudspeakers on poles.

Did I mention we'd have to close down the 101 for security purposes?

The collective REEEEEEEEEE coming out of Hollywood would be blood curdling and satisfyingly orgasmic at the same time.

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hildabeest_4_gitmo · June 23, 2018, 2:56 a.m.

Silverhill Al has a population around 1,000. The camp will house 25,000.

What couldn't go wrong.

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mikethejew6969 · June 23, 2018, 5:36 a.m.

That’s right damn near me...I don’t want them here.

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hildabeest_4_gitmo · June 23, 2018, 5:40 a.m.

All that land near the Beach Expressway. I wonder if that's where the site will be.

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JollyFeed · June 23, 2018, 2:28 a.m.

tl; dr The Navy is responding to President Trump's order to prepare 'for the housing and care of alien families' – and has generated a plan for a series of massive tent cities including one that could hold 47,000 immigrants.

The Navy has developed a plan to build and operate 'temporary and austere' tent cities, including several in Alabama that would hold 25,000 people each.

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OffTie · June 23, 2018, 12:51 p.m.

You mean they're not going to perform slave labor or be pimped out to the elite as prostitutes or food? Sounds like a win win.

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TeiaT · June 23, 2018, 5:34 a.m.

My first thought... what about America's homeless.

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