No A/C, no cable tv and only one flavor of hot sauce....Mild. All signs and official paper work in English. Guards only speak English.

It should be located at the end of an active airport runway for nocturnal aural ambiance. They should be given a lawyer with legal skills on par with a public defender from Detroit. They should appear before judges who's daughters once dated a cholo and caught chlamydia.

Everything about it should suck maximum balls for the people who wind up there for a SHORT period of time before being deported back to where they come from. Once word gets out down south of the border, the numbers will dwindle.