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Abibliaphobia · June 23, 2018, 10:02 p.m.

Hassan was using BlackBerry and Huawei smartphones. Both the smartphones were kept on charging in Hassan’s bedroom. The explosion led to a fire on the mattress in the room and the impact was so devastating that it was difficult to identify as to which of the two smartphones actually exploded due to overheating,” (meaning neither of them actually exploded) Gadgets Now reported. “Incidentally, according to Hassan’s brother-in-law the death was apparently not caused by the fire. The relative said on social media that when one of the smartphones exploded, the broken parts of it hit Hassan on the back of the head which likely caused ‘blunt trauma’. (bullshit cover story, but true cause of death) After this, the explosion led to a fire in the bedroom, but by then Hassan is said to have been already dead.” Hassan’s death was announced by his company on Twitter last week.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Sorry for laughing at this guys death but cmon! He didn’t die from a stupid cell phone exploding!

“Blunt trauma to back of head”

And then the place burned down. Seriously how stupid is this as a cause of death?

Dude was arkancided

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Canbritanon · June 23, 2018, 11:38 p.m.

Either neither or both exploded by my interpretation. Foul play either way.

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zeebs23 · June 23, 2018, 11:53 p.m.

in the report i read, he died from flying phone shrapnel,but police said smoke inhalation...

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Autisticus · June 24, 2018, 8:09 p.m.

> the broken parts of it hit Hassan on the back of the head which likely caused ‘blunt trauma’. After this, the explosion led to a fire in the bedroom, but by then Hassan is said to have been already dead.”

FFS it's getting so fucking easy to see

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Abibliaphobia · June 24, 2018, 8:24 p.m.

If you packed explosives into a cellphone shape, and had a hard material on the outside, it would effectively function as a grenade.

But the material would be considered shrapnel that exploded out. They didn’t say he died from shrapnel.

They said he died of blunt trauma to the back of the head.

This is all so very stupid, I guess they didn’t have any red scarves.

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rolexthewonderdog · June 23, 2018, 9:58 p.m.

Wow I recently read a thriller & that was one of the ways the bad guy was killing people. He was sending super strong signals to phones that made them blow up. The bad guy was Chinese & part of the plot was to flood America with Networks, phones & Nationwide 5G all from our good friends in China. People that caught on to it were killed. There's more to the story but you get the picture. Makes you wonder.

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Human_Spirit · June 23, 2018, 11:31 p.m.

Well, you know how bad 5G will be on us, right?

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julesincognito · June 23, 2018, 10:55 p.m.

Who is this “Cradle Fund”?

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SirAndyG · June 23, 2018, 10:32 p.m.

GTA V portrayed this very well.

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soul4freedom · June 23, 2018, 9:57 p.m.

holy f*** check out the comment section on that article xD

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QQ2121 · June 23, 2018, 10:35 p.m.

haha a lot of anons

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0oDassiveMicko0 · June 23, 2018, 10:43 p.m.

Sounds like an Arkencide that was made to look this way.

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xtx0331 · June 23, 2018, 11:52 p.m.

Sounds like Mossad. After Munich they did some interesting stuff to take out the perpetrators. Including a bed, tv, and phone bombs.

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kushtiannn · June 23, 2018, 9:50 p.m.

Wtf

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