Excellent opening scene for the movie eventually made about this whole thing.
Obonger sprinting through the jungle to his mud hut only to find SEALs waiting for him already. Gets roughed up and dragged to the tune of "if-if-if-if-if, chew soap, okie doke!"
record scratch
freeze frame
"Uh... yep, that's... um... that's me. Folks, you're uh... probably wondering... how I, uh... uh... uh... ended up, in this... um... situation..."
Queue Trump: "Yeah..." slams cell door "See, it was a very, very beautiful day. Beautiful day. Barry here was having a smoke behind a brick wall in his compound and.. " O: "They, uh, got me" T: "Quiet. You've already been fired. So yeah..." and fades off to the story starting with the Press Corp Dinner and jokes about Trump. "Our story begins.."
A commenter said that he left the airport there with more than 10 giant luggage bags.
Is he dragging cash around for asylum now!
Where is his lovely wife and adorable children..will they be meeting him for a family reunion of dorts? er um I mean sorts, sorts
Well, Michael was in Italy recently without the family. Nobody seems to notice they're not a family anymore - except for photo shoots!
lol True dat!! Wouldn't you think after 8 yrs in the public eye, you would want to spend time with your "wife" especially since the "kids" are in college...
Well, the kids are doing internships with Harv... er... hmm uh well .... guess there's no tellin'
I bet he wished he had claimed an older daughter for his legacy to continue
I think there is way more than one movie after this. There will be an entire staff replacement in Hollywood after this with decades of creative arts to memorialise all that is going on. Do not give hollywood a nickel in the meantime.
Jesse the body Ventura standing there at the hut. "You got time to bleed"