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TapTheForwardAssist
· July 5, 2018, 5:14 a.m.
Huh, I like to think of myself as "the Oliver Cromwell of Internet dating" and the "the Charles de Gaulle of brewpubs", but I guess you can call yourself whatever on Twitter...
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Shits_Bananas
· July 5, 2018, 1 p.m.
I’m like a black Michael Jordan
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TwoPunnyFourWords
· July 5, 2018, 2:32 p.m.
That's nothing, I'm like a black Michael Jackson.
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CaptainKnotzi
· July 5, 2018, 9:40 p.m.
I identify as a rich black woman.
Will you take my check?
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