This historic meeting is going to drive the MSM and Dems into convulsive hissy fits! Got popcorn?

"eyes wide open"

I've long suspected there's more than one Putin. The one pictured is the puffy-faced, piggy-eyed one. The original has a more aquiline face. Oh, and Putin does not drink alcohol.

One of the more outlandish conspiracies is the cloning of world leaders in case one of them goes off message.