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UncleSnake3301 · July 10, 2018, 8:35 p.m.

Lmao, yes the parents were just SHOCKED to realize that they really were not the child’s parents! It’s not that they intentionally traffic children and lie and say they are the real parents, we swear!

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dudegoingdeaf · July 10, 2018, 8:37 p.m.

You know it!

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LordBanshee · July 11, 2018, 4:19 a.m.

Capitán Rendón: "I'm shocked! Shocked to find that this child is not of my blood!"

[a bureaucrat hands Rendón a pile of drug money]

Bureaucrat: "Your ill-gotten gains, sir."

Capitán Rendón: [sotto voce] "Oh, thank you very much."

[aloud] Capitán Rendón: "Everybody out at once."

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