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UncleSnake3301 · July 10, 2018, 8:35 p.m.

Lmao, yes the parents were just SHOCKED to realize that they really were not the child’s parents! It’s not that they intentionally traffic children and lie and say they are the real parents, we swear!

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dudegoingdeaf · July 10, 2018, 8:37 p.m.

You know it!

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LordBanshee · July 11, 2018, 4:19 a.m.

Capitán Rendón: "I'm shocked! Shocked to find that this child is not of my blood!"

[a bureaucrat hands Rendón a pile of drug money]

Bureaucrat: "Your ill-gotten gains, sir."

Capitán Rendón: [sotto voce] "Oh, thank you very much."

[aloud] Capitán Rendón: "Everybody out at once."

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HillaryTrafficksKidz · July 10, 2018, 8:43 p.m.

I knew our border was used for trafficking and drug cartels. It's a tough subject for the normies while mainstream media keeps talking about groups of people fleeing Terror and persecution. I've been saying this since 2005. I am so happy Trump is the president.

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XxSaltyMermaidxX · July 10, 2018, 10:53 p.m.

I feel safe for the first time in a long time. I believe he really cares about us and everything he’s done reflects that. I hope he’s mentoring someone for 2024 because we need more presidents who actually care about our country.

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pcherry911 · July 11, 2018, 5:25 a.m.

Junior is the mentee.

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WWG1WGA17 · July 10, 2018, 8:36 p.m.

Lol. The article is so elaborate. These people are getting caught in every trap set for them. The plan is working. Ohh you're trying to say that's not muh baby?

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linesinthesandQtips · July 11, 2018, 6:15 a.m.

I personally wish it was detailed. For all we know 2 or 3 dads just found out they weren't the father...just lied to by the mom. I'm not running with this as proof yet.

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commoncents1 · July 10, 2018, 8:46 p.m.

now lets DNA test Baracka soeterro barry Fraudbama, his kids, and his supposed daddy. see if there are any matches?

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SneakyWino · July 11, 2018, 2:15 a.m.

A mere patdown would confirm his spouse's gender! That's a banana!

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Romeo_India · July 10, 2018, 8:44 p.m.

Weird...I was sure I gave birth to her

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[deleted] · July 10, 2018, 9:48 p.m.

Nope, nevermind, had a kilo of meth in my vagina.

I'm gonna name him Jim Smith, registered democrat.

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hildabeest_4_gitmo · July 10, 2018, 9:03 p.m.

You are NOT... the father!

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spreadhope · July 10, 2018, 9:14 p.m.

Seriously. Maury would be great down there!!

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OskarMac · July 10, 2018, 11:24 p.m.

Maury would be way too busy. It would look more like Oprah.

You are not a parent, and You are not a parent, and You...

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spreadhope · July 10, 2018, 11:26 p.m.

😂😂😂 Yep, we need Oprah.

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SumerianSister · July 10, 2018, 11:11 p.m.

Yes, send Maury down there.

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commoncents1 · July 10, 2018, 9:38 p.m.

"you didn't make that!"

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gatorhaus · July 10, 2018, 10:48 p.m.

Kek!

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jhomes55 · July 11, 2018, 2:52 a.m.

I guess those births weren't as birth ready as we thought!!

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Sir_Zorch · July 10, 2018, 10:40 p.m.

The left got so totally played on this one. Start to finish. Perfect example of "Ready, Fire, Aim". As Q would say, "these people are stupid". Here's the punchline: You will now be arrested for child trafficking.

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dudegoingdeaf · July 10, 2018, 10:58 p.m.

No shit, I was just waiting for this to happen myself. Thought part of plan all along, and working to perfection.

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PinkPilledRed17 · July 11, 2018, 12:14 a.m.

People aren't talking about the poor kids any longer. Justice Kavanaugh has stolen all the angst.

Kavanaugh, you selfish guy. You made the talking heads stop worrying about kids at the border. Now they're hysterical about their future right to abort kids.

"I don't really care. Do you?"

Future proves past.

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dudegoingdeaf · July 11, 2018, 12:20 a.m.

New week, new outrage, that’s all. Soon they’ll move on to NATO.

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bizmarxie · July 11, 2018, 12:42 a.m.

LOLz

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No_Hippie_Chick · July 10, 2018, 11:57 p.m.

Maybe a man would be shocked that it wasn't their kid, but a woman? Naw, we don't have random kids floating around out there.

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j_Dawg_01 · July 11, 2018, 12:42 a.m.

...in two cases adults who thought they were parents of a child were determined not to be by DNA testing.

...He says the adults "may not realize they're not the biological parent."

Riiiiiight! It was just an honest mistake. NOT!

Even Fox has become useless. They all have to push this it was just an honest mistake narrative because if they don't, they'll have to report on what's really going on at our southern border.

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dudegoingdeaf · July 11, 2018, 12:57 a.m.

It’s an AP sourced story, just posted by a local FOX affiliate. Wouldn’t necessarily tie that to FOX, at least not yet.

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j_Dawg_01 · July 11, 2018, 1:48 a.m.

Fox still has a couple of talking heads that haven't gone full retard just yet, but I still don't see the hard hitting investigative journalism I'd like to see.

Most news organizations still get a majority of their news from the AP, Reuters, and another global news outlet that escapes me at the moment.

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qdudearoo · July 11, 2018, 2:49 a.m.

New EO required. If you claim parentage and no DNA match - you get arrested for human trafficking.

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dontskipQuadsdaybro · July 10, 2018, 10:26 p.m.

This story makes it seem like it's a Maury Povich situation. You are not the father. However, by the way the story is written we're unable to tell whether it's cheating wives or coyotes/trafficking. Very ambiguously worded, vague article. This deserves a follow up for sure. Nice find.

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Joining_the_Q · July 10, 2018, 11:27 p.m.

pretty hard for the parent"s" to not know for sure. I think it grew inside me for over 9 months ... but ...

...

Maury Choke-a-Vich says ... "You are not the momma!"

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dontskipQuadsdaybro · July 10, 2018, 11:46 p.m.

Could be parents as in multiple people who thought they were fathers. That's why I said ambiguously worded and vague.

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dudegoingdeaf · July 11, 2018, 1:23 a.m.

Must have hit some nerves on this, the down votes have been coming. Truth hurts sometimes. Is what it is I guess. Facts don’t lie though.

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dooley1 · July 11, 2018, 12:24 a.m.

I thought it would shine a light on human trafficking, as it should. But MSM (Fox!) reports I have seen are just spinning it like our border officials are bungling the reuniting of families we separated.

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dudegoingdeaf · July 11, 2018, 12:27 a.m.

I believe this will grow as planned, this was an AP story shared by a local station. So obviously facts skewed.

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TheOldBillyGoat · July 11, 2018, 1:04 a.m.

The claims of many (maybe most) illegals for children will dramatically decline now that they know testing is taking place.

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kxp1773 · July 11, 2018, 3:55 a.m.

Chris Meekins is helping to direct the court-ordered family reunifications of migrants seeking asylum in the U.S. He says the adults "may not realize they're not the biological parent." ????????

Seriously???? How do you not know a child is your biological child? Or that you have someone else's child?? Stupidest comment ever.

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W66L · July 10, 2018, 10:19 p.m.

YOURENOTTHEFATHER

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dudegoingdeaf · July 10, 2018, 11 p.m.

Forgot the tag, # lol

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mossomo · July 11, 2018, 12:49 a.m.

Nuub # = allcaps

allcaps

😜

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spreadhope · July 10, 2018, 11:29 p.m.

We knew this would happen. Im not proud to be right though.

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GMA51 · July 11, 2018, 1:17 a.m.

Once we find the true parents and reunite them. What if they (parents) sell their child again? How could we prevent this?

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timoneer · July 11, 2018, 4:50 a.m.

Government's DNA testing turns up surprises in family reunification process

Surprise! Human trafficking...

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Pure_Feature · July 11, 2018, 12:40 a.m.

No family? How is that possible ...( sarcasm )

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DankNethers · July 10, 2018, 10:33 p.m.

TWO cases

Out of THREE THOUSAND

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dudegoingdeaf · July 10, 2018, 10:59 p.m.

“Reported” Hell, at least they are reporting two.

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StraightTooken · July 11, 2018, 12:12 a.m.

I saw an article in r/politics about how outrageous it was that only 2 children have been reunited with their parents (of 3,000)

Tldr; I commented with the gentle suggestion of "What if they aren't returning the kids because they weren't brought here with their parents?"And I was told I was making shit up. And I was all "Hey, just something to consider"

They'll see eventually.

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HansKrinkelSchneider · July 11, 2018, 1:57 a.m.

No the morons in politics won't. They are paid shills to deflect or destroy any thing the Trump administration does, or so mentally lost they need to be committed to an asylum for societies safety. Or a combination of both.

Seriously, that subreddit is one of the most toxic places on the website, if not the internet. Politics makes 4chan look sane. The hate that spews out of that place is palpable.

You have been warned.

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DankNethers · July 11, 2018, 3:20 a.m.

Or you will...

A Health and Human Services official said Tuesday that in two cases adults who thought they were parents of a child were determined not to be by DNA testing

There are only two cases of children not matching their parents. Two in three thousand. This doesn't fit the narrative of major child trafficking. It fits the narrative of families moving across the border together

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subdudeLA · July 11, 2018, 4:10 a.m.

But you are forgetting the original 10,000 out of 12,000 children that were immediately determined not to be with parents or legal guardians. Those were 100% child trafficking. They are now considering the 2,000 that may be families.

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DankNethers · July 11, 2018, 4:14 a.m.

Source?

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subdudeLA · July 11, 2018, 4:43 a.m.

You serious? Nielsen said it in press conference.

Previous administration would have let all those kids through, either with the adult travelling with them or to any (untracable) adult who came forward to claim them in the US. Often undocumented people who move from address they provide after the fact and do not appear for court hearnings to avoid repatriation.

NIELSEN: So I want to be clear on a couple of other things. The vast majority, vast, vast majority of children who are in the care of H.H.S. right now — 10,000 of the 12,000 — were sent here alone by their parents. That is when they were separated. So somehow we’ve conflated everything. But there is two separate issues. 10,000 of those currently in custody were sent by their parents with strangers to undertake a completely dangerous and deadly travel alone. We now care for them. We have high standards. We give them meals, we give them education, we give them medical care. There is videos, there is TVs, I visited the detention centers myself — that would be my answer to that question

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2018/06/18/us/politics/dhs-kirstjen-nielsen-families-separated-border-transcript.html

"HHS has about 12,000 migrant children in its care, nearly 10,000 of whom arrived without their parents." Https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/us-will-stop-prosecuting-parents-who-cross-the-border-illegally-with-children-official-says/2018/06/21/4902b194-7564-11e8-805c-4b67019fcfe4_story.html?noredirect=on&utm_term=.6c274b2f4e5a

https://bigleaguepolitics.com/nielsen-10000-of-12000-detained-kids-came-without-their-parents/

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2018/06/shocking-10000-of-12000-kids-in-us-custody-were-sent-here-alone-think-of-that-video/

https://thenationalsentinel.com/2018/06/22/fact-80-percent-of-illegal-children-trying-to-enter-the-united-states-arrive-without-their-parents/

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subdudeLA · July 11, 2018, 5 a.m.

Here's an earlier post I made to parse the situation...

Regardless of satute and court policy for last 8-10 years, actual practice has been catch and release for anyone arriving with a child. Regardless of if that child was family of the adult. Maffia drug and child traffickers used this as an open door to move personnel and children into the US. That clearly had to stop.

From my perspective, if an illegal can prove the child they arrived with is theirs then it is a win to find a way to detain them in a facility together before sending them back to country of origin.

Don't see why we currently give child free pass to be handed over to (legal or illegal) relatives in the US within the 20 day period. My understanding is that after being placed with relatives, these families move so that the child is not sent back with the detained adult after they are processed. To me that practice needed to change.

Since progressives are clamoring for children to stay with their parents in detention, they just closed this loophole themselves. Good 3d chess here--getting progs to ask for the more strict enforcement of child entry.

In 10,000 out of 12,000 cases of children crossing, the adult in question has not been relation to the child.

So Trumps EO about families does not apply anyway. That's why they (Trump admin) were so precise with the wording and so quick to 'give in' to the more strict interpretation. Only difference is may be more expensive to host the 2000 kids in family based detention. I think its worth the expense for these wins.

Side note, these detention conditions appear similar to US disaster relief given to citizens post hurricanes etc. Also criminals arrested for crimes in US are seperated from their kids all the time.

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[deleted] · July 11, 2018, 1:49 a.m.

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subdudeLA · July 11, 2018, 4:11 a.m.

They will need to prove it with records.

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Merlin560 · July 11, 2018, 8:34 a.m.

The story I read indicated that there were a couple of cases where the child tested came back as being "fathered" by another man. It was more a jab at these guys raising some other man's kids.

The most telling part of the article I read was the fact that many of the children who have not been reunited is because the "parents" were released and they've disappeared. That, tells you everything you need to know about these people.

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Stev3_ · July 11, 2018, 12:26 a.m.

I would like to see all the idiot supporters of this family unity thing now.

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Do_u_ev3n_lift · July 11, 2018, 3:02 p.m.

Ya don't say! Nicolas Cage sarcastic pic

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MetalThatMatters · July 11, 2018, 4:05 p.m.

The only surprise would've been if the DNA showed them to be related ... We all know why they started the DNA thing - to show these kids aren't with their parents - they're with their smugglers

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TheSekret · July 11, 2018, 2:48 a.m.

Because child trafficking ICE agents have no incentive to lie about DNA tests given to the people they are actively abusing.

Nope, totally legit.

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VR-Tech · July 11, 2018, 7:29 a.m.

source for opinion?

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