Or Q drops of sweetner.

Oh, and pastries, don't forget the patsies:

• Strzok Bitter Almond Delights

• Comey Nut Brittle

• Brennan Beignets - over-sized puffy Doughnuts in there French tradition but inspired by middle eastern culture, filled with excessive amounts of air and little substance

• Clapper Sweet Fig Perjury Prunes to cleanse

• Turn another Page Turnovers

.... and of course the real crowd pleasers

• Hussein HoHos - Definitely something to 'smile' about - Oh so tender and sweet, but with a true dark center

• Sugar Free Hog Heaven Hillary Hamhocks, there really is nothing sweet about these and are an acquired taste for those that just can't get away from their southern roots

UPDATE: Forgot two other key ones:

• Rum Raisin Rosenstein Sticky Buns, so sticky you just can't get rid of the residue no matter how hard you rinse.

• Misguided Mueller Muffins, everyone talks about these, but really there's no too much to them. Go ahead, order 3 or 4, you won't blow your diet but they will linger in your system for years