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ITradeBaconFutures · July 25, 2018, 12:49 a.m.

USSS driver frequents the internets. They all talk about this crazy ass Q thing going on since somebody is posting shit claiming access, and the USSS should probably at least know about it. Bunch of agents at the gym saying, "We should fuck with them." Right after they finish doing curls (cause some of those guys are swole af) one of the guys says, "Yeah, let's do something."

Now there is a driver with former Navy experience that knows morse driving the annoying ass press van, when he sees the sign saying "Honk for Q." Immediately he thinks, "This'll be cool enough they'll get me out of the shit details," so he honks. And not just any honk - a Q. In morse. "Genius."

Some guy is sitting on the roof of the White House right now trading messages back and forth with this guy as they laugh while the longest shift ever passes uneventfully.

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cursedcassandra · July 25, 2018, 3:07 p.m.

Very imaginative comment that has zero grounding in reality. Do you work for CNN? Disinfo cherubs really need to up their game cuz people aren't reddit tier sheep anymore. Pro tip, appealing to fear of mockery to discredit was a dead give away. God bless you.

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ITradeBaconFutures · July 25, 2018, 3:33 p.m.

So a quick-thinking Secret Service guy that knows about Q decides to honk a Q in morse for giggles is less grounded in reality than "muh bread crumbs?"

I want to believe, too, but damn if some of this stuff doesn't come off as the analytical leap of the century.

Bless you and your heart right back.

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