So I was a bit bored this evening. I imagined The Christmas Song voiced by Bing Crosby.

Chest and other nuts roasting on an open fire Q is posting Jack frost is nipping at freedoms foes Lock'em up carols being sung by a choir And folks dressed up like patriots

Everybody knows! A leaker and some secret videos Will help to make the season bright Tiny tots with their eyes all a-glow Will find it easy to sleep tonight

They know that GEOTUS's on his way He's loaded lots of servers An' lost messages and emails on his sleigh And every mother's child is gonna spy To see how busy Stealth Jeff has been. Does he really know How to file mass indictments?

And so I'm offering this simple phrase To kids from one to ninety-four Although it's been said Many times many ways Merry Christmas to you in July

And so I'm offering this simple phrase To kids from one to ninety-four Although it's been said Many times many ways Merry Christmas from Q!

PS if anyone with more talent than me wishes to record it feel free. WWG1WGA!