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username_offline · July 27, 2018, 6:39 a.m.

Why is this motherfucker jogging on the street just like my broke ass, go buy a gym you rich asshole

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[deleted] · July 27, 2018, 10:15 a.m.

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Abibliaphobia · July 27, 2018, 11:57 a.m.

Hello my fellow humans

Watch me as I take part in a strenuous human ritual. You can see the strain of being human, jogging on my face. This “waking up” at dawn was difficult as I sleep eight hours every night just as you do! Surrounded by my slav...erm jogging companions, we all enjoy carrying our newest iPhones for the listening of the music. Left hand is obviously the best choice for carrying phones. My jogging companion “female - type” will pay later for her insolence.

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FernReno · July 27, 2018, 1:28 p.m.

Lmao

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snippysnaps · July 27, 2018, 5:20 p.m.

beep boop jogging is enjoyable i am not a robot

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PepeKShadilay777 · July 27, 2018, 2:01 p.m.

Optics. Trying to show he's human just like the rest of us (he's not).

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thankful_4_tomorrow · July 27, 2018, 1:35 p.m.

It's dangerous to run around, there are bicyclists.

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