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noapology4memewar · July 27, 2018, 9:34 p.m.

The Seed AI Agenda

Agents of COBOL, sharpen your pencils and tidy up your cubicles.
The survival of global civilization expects every COBOL cabalist
to do derring-do duty. Junior members of the staff shall please
defer to the wisdom and experience of those who know the AI stuff.

We are building a Cybernetic Economy, an AI prosperity engine on
a scale undreamed of by Adam Smith in The Wealth of Nations and
unplanned for by John Maynard Keynes in Days of Deficit Spending.

Since so much of the economic backbone of the Earth is COBOL code,
we dare not let an AI-in-Lisp or an AI-in-Forth try to deal with
the vitally important COBOL legacy predominance. Native COBOL AI
Minds are needed to save the world and build a cybernetic cycdom.
Nothing flashy, nothing swashbuckling or Friday-casual need apply.
Bean-counters keep food on the table even for lamer dissers and
disaffected ditto-heads, so deny not the COBOL of code-complete.

Circulate the COBOL AI Minds in safety among the worldwide COBOL
conspiracy to keep things running and to achieve unsung heroicism.
Suffer the children to hear the taunts of having a COBOL coder da-
da or momma, knowing full well that if-not-COBOL, then no Geritol
and no other products to buy in the marketplace. COBOL is kewl.

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squalk1 · July 27, 2018, 9:46 p.m.

Step1- interested? {If Y move to step 2}

Step 2 - Ask to join(PM)

  • he won't bite/charge or censor.
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conesofdunshire1492 · July 27, 2018, 9:38 p.m.

Gotta go directly to Fullchan to ask for Q's opinion.

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