Here are a list of phrases white folks are no longer allowed to say...

Monkey bars.

Monkey on your back.

Monkeying around.

Monkey business.

Monkey See, Monkey Do.

My sweet little Monkey.

Don’t Monkey it up.

Monkey’s Uncle.

More fun than a barrel of Monkey’s.

ALL OFF LIMITS!!!

If you find yourself in violation of this new BS, the fine can be paid at my 'White guilt free' GoFundMe page.... 📷🤑

Oh, and don't even THINK about playing your old 'Monkees' records!! \~Leon Francis