>distraction and garbage
Get used to it from now on. Distracting posts are the new normal.
There will be bait.
Eventually some erudite anon will need to compose simple instructions to go in the bake, but I can tell you the pattern will be posts that are off-topic followed by responses off-topic by seemingly a lot of people. It is all designed to draw you in.
Bottom line: Ignore and/or filter anything off-topic. Do not respond, do not even read, eventually you will learn to treat them like you treat gnats out in the yard.