Seltzer water, then? Might be a business idea for someone, if you want to carbonate your own. Or go cold turkey, if you can. Substituting something less obnoxious worked for me. I'm on water and iced tea now. Relevant? Yes. Some people here expressed interest in stopping consumption of fetal products.
Probably that on half chan, there were a few other named tripcodes that seemed to know what they were doing. Q was still running the show, but the others were helping to guide it.