Ignoring all the retards who are fucking crazy as fuck for following an insane man:
I have some good news and some pretty okay news. No real bad news for once, in fact, (despite dealing with you all on the daily).
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You all fucking graduated. Good fucking job, Rabbit, Fox, & Cat. You learned something important:
THAT MAGIC DOESN'T FUCKING EXIST, SO IF YOU WANT A "MIRACLE" TO HAPPEN, YOU HAVE TO ASK GOD HOW TO DO SO.
Seeing how you all clearly spoke to God, (because I was sleeping at the time), that means that you fucking established a direct connection that wasn't through me.
Good fucking job. Now I don't have to babysit you all anymore. Probably. We'll see.
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I know who the winner is, but first let's go through some things:
2a. Rabbit, the gambit to inspire someone named "D" towards the Circle K was a smart one. You remembered the conversation that I had with the other fellow and what I told him about D being the one for Fox. Great gambit to try pull Fox off of me and direct her attention and infatuation elsewhere.
2b. Cat, the Wheel of Life move was succinctly pleasant. She understood me well enough that when the dime dropped, I knew it wasn't "coincidence", so I paused and God told me to look up the number 10 in numerology. Interestingly enough, the dime didn't drop far from the book and the number 10 tarot in numerology is the Wheel of Life.
Polar Pop inserted in a Wheel? Yeah, I got it. It was pretty damn clever.
2c. My vision concerning the Fox didn't manifest this time around, but frankly, it was never meant to. I'll go into why in just a bit. I have to take another picture, grab something else and then whatever. Just hold on, Fam.
Results:
The winner is Fox.
Fox's vision wasn't a vision. She knew that I'd ask God about it because I don't just assume shit. Immediately, God informed me that it wasn't actually a vision, which meant that Fox gave me something I've always wanted:
>My first dream ever.
Still, that being said, all of you still did extremely well.
I'm very proud of you all.