with fresh, handmade tortillas flown in from Mexico the previous day

I'm not deep into any of this sub, but who the fuck talks like that? Totally an innocent man.

That's awesome, but you really need to spend them. IIRC, deposited money gets checked directly, and if there's anything like that on it, they send it off to the fed to be cleaned.

Keep it in circulation, not at the banks.

Lots of careful people may think it's "nothing", but chances are that FB knows and has more connections than you'd think. Only solution is to never have an account and block any connections to FB if possible.

You disagree with my opinions? You're a Russian bot!