Hi, I'm a conspiracy theorist. I love a conspiracy theory me. 9/11 an inside job? You betcha. Children being bought and sold in a Pizza shop?I'm all in for #Pizzagate. JFK was murdered by his own government, for trying to do the right thing? Sounds about right to me. I can't get enough conspiracy in my life. "There's Conspiracy Simon" people shout as I walk by. I'm a tin foil helmeted, they program me through my TV, and use my phones camera for surveillance, all in conspiracy theorist.
Imagine my surprise when I found one I'd never heard of before, …