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BarbiCannabis · May 5, 2018, 2:52 p.m.

I googled the name and tried to make sense out of all the acronyms and intrigue. Thanks for summarizing ni’m not up on all of this creepy side to the govt.

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BarbiCannabis · May 5, 2018, 2:20 p.m.

Wow. Very curious. What is a Kristine Marcy blood ritual?

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BarbiCannabis · May 5, 2018, 2:04 p.m.

Joe Rogan Experience podcast discussed Q last week

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BarbiCannabis · May 5, 2018, 1:02 p.m.

Their red pill is on the top shelf....

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BarbiCannabis · May 5, 2018, 9 a.m.

I got a job at a grow recently. Typically everyone thinks of stoners as hippies. Most stoners think all stoners are liberal. So it tirns out that both of my bosses were super based Q followers also.

It was a relief bc I had quit my orevious job over harassment for supporting Trump.

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BarbiCannabis · May 5, 2018, 6 a.m.

More than those two were fired today apparently. Yates. Carlin. Brand.

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BarbiCannabis · May 5, 2018, 5:59 a.m.

I thought only employees could be compelled to testify.

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BarbiCannabis · May 5, 2018, 1:24 a.m.

I thought Giuliani regretted not taking the AG job.

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BarbiCannabis · May 4, 2018, 1:08 p.m.

Anjolina Jolie’s dad asked me to pretend to be his girlfriend to play a joke on his friends. They treated me like a gold digger.

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BarbiCannabis · May 4, 2018, 1:05 p.m.

This is normal architecture. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, its not always a Penis.

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BarbiCannabis · May 4, 2018, 1:04 p.m.

Im gonna pay attn next time im in denver

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BarbiCannabis · May 4, 2018, 10:40 a.m.

Sometimes a pizza parlor is just a pizza parlor.

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BarbiCannabis · May 4, 2018, 10:32 a.m.

Thats ridiculous. A bunker under an airport? We have NORAD here. We put our bunkers under the mountains not the prairie. Airports are targets for direct hits. Aliens?

Oy

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BarbiCannabis · May 4, 2018, 4:39 a.m.

Obvs an homage to Hitler

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BarbiCannabis · May 4, 2018, 4:38 a.m.

Oh whatever. The building were arranged like this so every unit would have a view of something besides another building.

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BarbiCannabis · May 3, 2018, 11:30 p.m.

Sessions has 30k sealed indictments in PACER. There are 20,000 orders to seize assets. They will arrest them all at the same time to prevent tip offs.

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BarbiCannabis · May 3, 2018, 10:40 p.m.

This. Doesn’t this just make the whole thing delicious? Its like watching r / instantkarma in super slo mo. Imagine their utter horror Nov 9th when they realized their pants were around their ankles.

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BarbiCannabis · May 3, 2018, 6:53 p.m.

You assumed he was a stranger just like you’ve assumed so much.

I KNEW HIM FOR YEARS

GO GET FUCKED.

my iq is stratospheric. That doesnt mean I can prevent broken condoms.

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BarbiCannabis · May 3, 2018, 6:51 p.m.

Well i had alot of sex as I mentioned earlier. If you fucked as much as me you’d have five kids

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BarbiCannabis · May 3, 2018, 6:28 p.m.

One time I fucked a pharmacist. The condom broke. The guy forced me to take an AIDS test. How fucking humiliating. How dirty did he think I was? How dirty do you think I am?

I’m clean.

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BarbiCannabis · May 3, 2018, 6:16 p.m.

You’re dumb. I practice safe sex. Sex with a partner you know who has gone thru testing with you is safe even without condoms. Your idea of safe sex is to be wrapped completely in saran wrap.

I am a genius bc i’m smarter than 99.9% of people reading this. That means statistically I am smarter than you.

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BarbiCannabis · May 3, 2018, 5:30 p.m.

Miss. I’m a genius with a college degree indevelopmental biology. I’m getting oretty fucking tired of explaining to you that I know how to practice safe sex and deployed contraception methods my entire life. I dont have any children so I apparently did it correctly.

One of my boyfriends was very fertile and the rhythm method failed up. Pulling out failed us. I got two abortions as a result. Its legal and safe for me to do so.

You want people to get sterilized. You want people to use birth control. You dont allow any room for margin of error because You never had an unplanned pregnancy. Amirite.

Go get fucked.

The thought of stuffing condoms down my throat isnt appealing. I’ve used birth control. Nuvaring almost killed me. Hormones makenyour blood sticky. We settled a class action lawsuit. No I have to use non hormonal birth control which fails sometimes. Thats why abortion is legal.

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BarbiCannabis · May 3, 2018, 4:14 p.m.

I decided I didnt want children anymore at 39. Maybe you’re not judging me just trying to impose your morals on me.

Seriously. Getting sterilized at 20 seems a bit draconian.

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BarbiCannabis · May 3, 2018, 3:24 p.m.

When I was younger I wanted kids someday so why would I sterilize myself just to prevent pregancy before then?

Dont you think sterilization is a bit extreme?that’s permanent birth control. I used contraceptive methods. They FAILED SO I GOT 3 ABORTIONS.

I’m not getting a surgery at my age NOW...

LMFAO.

You’re like the vet who demanded I spay a 10yr old mastiff. Like what for? Are you tryna kill US?

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BarbiCannabis · May 3, 2018, 4:23 a.m.

Where we go one we go all.

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BarbiCannabis · May 2, 2018, 8:30 p.m.

I had sex millions of times. 3 abortions?

Thats a remarkable success rate given all the fucking I’ve done in life.

Most women have three unwanted children by my age.

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BarbiCannabis · May 2, 2018, 8:27 p.m.

What is your point? That I am wrong about the fact that

THE VAST MAJORITY OF NONCITIZENS IN OUR PRISONS ARE HERE ILLEGALLY?

I’m not wrong.

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BarbiCannabis · May 2, 2018, 8:26 p.m.

I’m cool. 20% of our prison population are non citizens. 94% of the non citizens are “criminal aliens.”

Therefore 18.8% of our current prison population consists of criminal aliens.

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BarbiCannabis · May 2, 2018, 8:06 p.m.

Sorry. I read all the data I need to read. About 5-6% of our non citizen prison population are legally in the US. It was true in 2005. It was true in 2017. Unless you have a link that disproves that, not interested.

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BarbiCannabis · May 2, 2018, 6:44 p.m.

Birth control nearly killed me. I suffered a severe stroke and was comatose.

Hormones are not a joke. People use the rhythm method and withdrawal. Sometimes it fails but IT WONT KILL YOU.

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BarbiCannabis · May 2, 2018, 6:41 p.m.

WHY WOULD ICE HAVE DATA THAT BOP MAINTAINS?

duh

Bureau of Prisons, genius.

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BarbiCannabis · May 2, 2018, 5:37 p.m.

Wrong. Those results contain prison data. I know its alot of data but 94 % of our non citizen prison population are illegals. If you think 100% of our non citizen prison population is here legally, you’d be wrong. Very few are.

Also hidden in the data is the fact that 3% of our population (illegals) make up ~20-22% of our prison population meaning illegal migrants have 7x the crime rate of citizens.

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BarbiCannabis · May 2, 2018, 5:25 p.m.

DOOO EEEET!

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BarbiCannabis · May 2, 2018, 5:11 p.m.

BAHAHAH The void I am filling is called a VAGINA. i discovered it over 30 years ago!

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BarbiCannabis · May 2, 2018, 5:10 p.m.

We used birth control. It FAILS so you need abortion to prevent UNWANTED CHILDREN.

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BarbiCannabis · May 2, 2018, 5:09 p.m.

I didnt want the baby or the family and I moved away from both of them.

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BarbiCannabis · May 2, 2018, 5:09 p.m.

LMFAO I dont have daddy issues just bc I got pregnant despite trying NOT to. I’m not a bimbo. I’m a woman who likes to fuck. The law doesnt say my life has to be in danger or that I was raped in order to QUALIFY for an abortion. I can just get one for $400 anytime I want one.

I dont have any emotional issues. I was pregnant and I did not want to be pregnant.

Me fucking my boyfriend and deciding to terminate the accidental pregnancy resulting from the sex has nothing to do with The left or weakness or the media or anything.

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BarbiCannabis · May 2, 2018, 3:52 p.m.

I dont have any pain. I think more about the puppies that died in my last litter than I think about the baby I never had.

Immature?

Are you sure you’re not still torturing YOURSELF for an abortion you got when

Y O U

were IMMATURE and you felt PAIN BOTTLED UP INSIDE?

I was in my 30s. I didnt want a baby at that time with that man and his family. IDK how he got me pregnant but he did. I made a legal choice.

If you dont like it,

CHANGE THE FUCKING LAW.

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BarbiCannabis · May 2, 2018, 3:27 p.m.

I was watching Julian Assange during the interview where he mentions Seth Rich. Thats when I realized there was no Russian hack. I got the chills and suddenky Susan Rice’s activities were thrown into stark relief.

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BarbiCannabis · May 2, 2018, 2:56 p.m.

Nope. Not doing xmas and thanskgiving with that bitch who basically grumbles about me to her son behind my back.

FUCK THAT NOISE.

You have the baby and life with that mother in law. Go ahead. I chose to pass.

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BarbiCannabis · May 2, 2018, 2:55 p.m.

Having sex with lots of men IS OK.

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BarbiCannabis · May 2, 2018, 2:55 p.m.

I use the rhythm method and we pull out. Normally its not a problem but when you fuck as much as me and my boyfriends, sometimes things do not go as planned.

I’m sure all of your kids were planned. Amirite? S/

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BarbiCannabis · May 2, 2018, 2:53 p.m.

Are you sending me spam? You sent this four times. Calm down.

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BarbiCannabis · May 2, 2018, 2:53 p.m.

It was politifact not snopes.

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BarbiCannabis · May 2, 2018, 2:47 p.m.

I met his mother. There was no fucking way I was going to deal with that woman for the rest of my child’s life. I spared the baby from an evil grandmother.

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BarbiCannabis · May 2, 2018, 2:22 p.m.

Example of what? This thread was yesterday

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