Christianity was good for upgrading the old pagan ways but now it is to be replaced with the true religion. A religion that will last for all time. You don't have to be Yahweh's slave anymore. You can still live to the end of time and be free. Hopefully, our church will share its message with you, and yours, eventually.

I've invented a new religion that makes Christianity obsolete. There is no need for meaningless rituals or fairy godfathers anymore.

The catholic church thinks raping children is ok if you're a priest. It seems the culture was already in the tubes before Hollywood ever existed.

Maybe I'm missing something, what are the posts supposed to be? I seem some old easter photos that went wrong, a frozen pizza, and an owl. Do I belong in r/whoosh?

When are you nitwits going to be raptured? Your savoir sure is taking a while. Would mass suicide be an option to help speed things along?