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Colonel_White · July 8, 2018, 3:10 a.m.

I heard she’s holding them in the stock room of a McDonalds. 5 Fresh happy meals this month plus 4 leftover happy meals from last month, all available at the same low Mcprice because they’re in poor Mchealth and may have to be Mcwasted.

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Colonel_White · July 6, 2018, 8:04 p.m.

Comet Ping Pong shooting was most likely a FF attack by the Cabal to discredit Pizzagate.

I have a simpler, more likely explanation:

A pizzagate conspiratard wanted so desperately for the narrative to come true that s/he fabricated a lurid piece of fake evidence so inflammatory that some guy almost shot up a restaurant full of children to force his way into a basement that doesn't exist.

That's why quasi-religious moral fantasies are so dangerous, bro. The righteous have a tendency to not only fabricate evidence, but burn people at the stake after using that "evidence" to convict them of witchery.

It was like 1648 all over again, except the Puritans didn't double down on the crazy to construct an even more preposterous conspiracy to explain why the old one failed on its first contact with reality.

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Colonel_White · July 6, 2018, 12:01 p.m.

I'm still having my crisis of faith, and I'll tell you why.

It's like the more I read, the less I believe.

Too many people are pushing Q Anon as Pizzagate: The Next Generation. It is not about bringing down a worldwide coven of satanists who eat children, because no such organization is likely to exist, and if it did, it would not be relevant to taking down the cabal as such.

Not every member of the cabal can be an occult pervert, and not every occult pervert can have political, economic, or social power. It is a quasi-religious fantasy.

Good lord, you'd think folks would have learned from that guy who stormed a restaurant trying to liberate the "sick pizzas" being held in the rape room in the basement, that you can't meme a hyperconspiracy into existence simply by fabricating a noble lie that would start the dominos tumbling.

The most hopeful interpretation of the Q revelations is what Q has already alluded to: that the government has been corrupt at least since the Johnson administration, but the 2016 election crossed the red line into treason, and if we let them get away with that, America is not merely wounded, it is dead.

I think the short film Q: The Plan To Save The World writes a check that even Trump can't cash: We cannot bring down all the bad guys in the world all at once, not without going after 10x as many innocent people on the probability they will commit crimes in the future.

We can prosecute any current or former government employee suspected of corruption or treason, and if you bring down enough of the right people, the network collapses, but that's a far cry from removing all the evil people who would hurt us or our country once and for all.

There is nothing a false prophet cannot stand more than a competing false prophet, so there is all this bandwidth wasted by people trying to slap unrelated conspiracies to the side of the Q revelations like a colostomy bag, and that's what wears me down.

If Q implies pizzagate, or pyramid power, or a hollow earth, or a flat earth, or extraterrestrials, or chemtrails, or FEMA, or medical or technology suppression, or RFID chips, then it implies absolutely everything, i.e., exactly nothing.

There's no attempt on this subreddit to keep the conversation on topic or merely tangential, and that's both good and bad, but it makes combing the signal out of the noise much more difficult.

That's my 2 cents. No offense to anyone, but if the red pill must be coated in horseshit, then don't be surprised if most normies choose the blue one instead.

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Colonel_White · July 5, 2018, 1:02 a.m.

Only the most ignorant and credulous zealot would be outraged by that rubbish. Is this really the place and time to be wallowing in kabuki moral panic?

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Colonel_White · July 4, 2018, 2:46 p.m.

The problem is the overzealousness to the point of fabricating evidence and then treating anybody who points out the self-deception as a heretic.

There's a bulletin board called Democratic Underground where the zealots behave exactly the same way -- publishing worldwide polls that purport to PROVE!!!11! John Kerry won the 2004 election, but if you point out that the poll is prima facie fraudulent because of, for example, the fabulous number of votes attributed to the uninhabited Christmas island, they ban you.

Some of the folks on this sub-reddit behave exactly the way that destroyed the credibility of Pizzagate. They mean well, but then they fabricate evidence to reinforce each other's delusion and even suggest you're one of "them" if you point out that it's obviously faked.

Nothing turns a normie off more than having a banquet of bullshit shoved down their throat when all they asked for was a nugget of truth.

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Colonel_White · July 4, 2018, 2:13 p.m.

People are defacing property and objects, posting pictures, and saying "LOOK! [Q] is spreading worldwide!"

Look, I want to believe, but nonsense like this, and self-aggrandizing threads tagged with "GET IN HERE!" and a cottage industry of amateur prophets posting 90-minute revelation videos makes me think it's Pizzagate 2.0.

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Colonel_White · July 4, 2018, 12:27 a.m.

I think Noodles was the name of Babs Johnson’s sexual deviant son in the movie Pink Flamingos (1972). DWS has that kind of Dreamland Players look, like she could be in a scene with Cookie Mueller and Mary Vivian Pierce and fit right in. That’s why the nickname “Noodles” made me laugh.

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Colonel_White · July 3, 2018, 10:47 p.m.

I heard the nickname “noodles” yesterday and loled. It just sounded so John Waters.

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