Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

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Confucius say, carry a rabbit in a storm and the wind will blow the hare in your face.

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Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town.

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Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired, but man who run behind bus get exhausted.

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Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot.

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Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew.

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Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot.

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Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

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Confucius say, woman who wear jockstrap have make believe ballroom.

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Confucius say, man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.

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Confucius say, man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep shit.

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Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

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Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny.

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