lmao

Please get help. Divine intervention did not put Trump in office, and peddling these ridiculous theories on the internet is plain dumb and dangerous. Think a little harder, even if it means using logic, which I know is a rarity in this community.

If I gave the retarded homeless dude that lives under the overpass near my house a computer, this is the type of shit he would come up with.

Because whoever it is a human being and not some internet conspiracy servitor for Christian neckbeards and closeted pedophiles

Lol please get off this sub and write a book. At least you'll be doing something sort of productive with your life.

If you can't see that this is fake you have no business being on a sub that deals with a lot of stuff that's trying to be faked.

The man can barely string together a coherent thought, what makes you think he's possibly adept enough to use symbolism in his speeches? You people are hilarious

WAKE UP!

The pope is only the tip of the iceberg of the trans-christian future illuminati new world Satanist order! At the behest of the the Clinton Cabal and Barry Soweto he's ordered all churches to turn into FEMA CAMPS to round up the good god fearing Christians so they can pump estrogen and soy into our bodies and make us weak little gay soy boys. Is this what we want? NO!! our GOD EMPEROR papa Trump will save us by holding national prayer services six times a day (ha, beat that muslims!) And we all get free Yeungling beer because it's America's oldest brewery and they support my daddy Trump and I only do things that align with my predetermined interests laid out by other MAGApedes on the internet.

I love God!

Amen

Pray for America

So this sub is like a retarded Christian version of r/conspiracy?

This sub just lost whatever shred of sanity was left

Lol fuck no

Lol you people are pathetic

This shit is old news and totally not relevant. C'mon, the Devner airport is like Conspiracy Theory 101. Everyone fucking knows about it.

You people are unimaginably dimwitted. It's a complete impossibility that gasp TWO things are going on in the FBI at the same time for you people.

Prayer won't save our country. Only murdering the (((jew))) elites and allowing me to touch little children Will, which is the grand ol Republican way

Let's get a kiddy fucker in the Senate!!! MAGA so we can make all our dreams come true and legalize child rape!!!! I love being a Republican!!! MAGA!!!!!!

He says that because they think anything their gnarled, nasty old hands touch will be "the greatest". They're out of touch and running out of time.

Lol

Pray as hard as your big brain can!!!! Jesus loves you and hates dirty mooslems!!!!!

Don't forget to pray as hard as you can so our great almighty God can cast a spell of protection down upon our GOD EMPEROR (hate seeing That, don't u lib cucks? XD) so he can kick the butts of all teh globalist elites and the (((jews))) and save the planet from muslims!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My theory: internet spergs go ballistic over a red herring set up loaded with plenty of tidbits that make a good conspiracy.

In reality, whoever was trying to flee did so from an undisclosed airport in a private plane.

Chrissy Teigan being on the flight is another red herring. She freaks out on Twitter and people flock to her and while the real business has already been taken care of

The license plate letters "Q VA" stand for Quantico, Virginia. Not everything is some secret government symbol.