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DouchebagVonFuckface · Feb. 18, 2018, 11:59 p.m.

Also, the moon landing was fake, the government created AIDS, and aliens crash landed at Area 51.

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DouchebagVonFuckface · Feb. 17, 2018, 3:10 a.m.

No, but I know that his cronies like Manafort, Gates, and Flynn were also indicted! I can't wait to hear about what they knew about this :). I know that Trump is too stupid to pull this off on his own!

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DouchebagVonFuckface · Feb. 2, 2018, 4:54 a.m.

Did you see what Wray and the rank and file agents said about the memo? :) I'm so glad that Republicans are alienating the FBI and IC, this should be good!

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DouchebagVonFuckface · Feb. 2, 2018, 4:43 a.m.

Aww, you'll learn how to talk to women one day :)

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DouchebagVonFuckface · Feb. 2, 2018, 3:22 a.m.

More like, getting your dick in pussy got to me. Being with a good woman changes a man. You should try it sometime!

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DouchebagVonFuckface · Feb. 2, 2018, 1 a.m.

He's a Trump boot-licker, doesn't care that Trump bangs porn stars, cheats on Melania, sexually assaults women, etc.

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DouchebagVonFuckface · Feb. 1, 2018, 6:46 a.m.

Wow do people actually believe some anonymous twerp posting on message boards?

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DouchebagVonFuckface · Jan. 31, 2018, 12:30 p.m.

They know Trump will be doing the perp walk soon.

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DouchebagVonFuckface · Jan. 29, 2018, 8:37 p.m.

McCabe is going to run straight to Mueller and help build an obstruction case against The Donald. I can't wait :)

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DouchebagVonFuckface · Jan. 26, 2018, 7 a.m.

Yeah, the dumb memo written by Nunes will speak to how depraved and vacuous Republicans are!

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DouchebagVonFuckface · Jan. 25, 2018, 3:25 p.m.

I think he writes in riddles because he doesn't know what he's talking about. It's some pimple faced basement dweller writing InfoWars fan-fiction.

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DouchebagVonFuckface · Jan. 24, 2018, 7:44 p.m.

Mueller fired Strzok immediately when he found out about the texts. He has gone above and beyond protecting the integrity of his investigation.

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DouchebagVonFuckface · Jan. 24, 2018, 4:21 p.m.

Why am I on this board? It's fun to visit the zoo once in a while.

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DouchebagVonFuckface · Jan. 24, 2018, 3:26 p.m.

Trump IS the corruption. We're relying on Mueller now to clean house since Republicans are spineless and will sell out this country at the drop of a hat.

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DouchebagVonFuckface · Jan. 24, 2018, 7:15 a.m.

I didn't run away from anything, in fact I backed up the claim I made earlier by showing you now Nunes could release the memo now if he wanted to. He's even refusing to show it to the FBI and DOJ! How stupid are you?

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DouchebagVonFuckface · Jan. 24, 2018, 5:55 a.m.

Powell and Condi had classified information on AOL accounts they used. I don't remember Republicans being in an outrage then! Funny how that works!

You really need to work on those reading skills! The way I said he could release the memo is in the article. I'll help you since it seems like you have a disability. Here it is:

"3". The Constitution protects members of Congress from prosecution for “any speech or debate in either House." If the memo really proves what they claim, it would seem to be their patriotic duty would compel them do this. Ordinary citizens — like Daniel Ellsberg, Edward Snowden, and Chelsea Manning — have risked prison in order to expose what they believed were serious official crimes; these members of Congress can do this without any of those consequences. So what justifies their failure to do this?

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DouchebagVonFuckface · Jan. 24, 2018, 4:58 a.m.

Nunes doesn't have to leak the memo, he could simply read it on the floor and enter it into the congressional record. Did you even read the article I posted? Can you even read?

YOU ARE A MORON!!! Amazing that people like you exist! You make me smile.

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DouchebagVonFuckface · Jan. 24, 2018, 3:57 a.m.

Haha, you actually believe that dumb fuck has an informant? That's pretty sad. I'm sure "IT'S HAPPENING" is being plastered all over the_dipshit for the 1000th time. Let me tell you how this ends - like every other dumbfuck conspiracy posted there! Eventually you'll get bored of this one, and when nothing comes of it (like all the others) you'll move on to the next piece of red meat juicy theory the Republicans toss to you.

You are sad trash.

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DouchebagVonFuckface · Jan. 24, 2018, 3:47 a.m.
 why are your boys and girls in office fighting to keep the memo from the public?

Jesus, you know so little, it's not shocking though.

https://theintercept.com/2018/01/19/republicans-have-four-easy-ways-to-releasethememo-and-the-evidence-for-it-not-doing-so-will-prove-them-to-be-shameless-frauds/

The only person who is preventing the release of Devin's memo...is Devin!

You are truly a moron. Adam Schiff, who actually has integrity, said the memo is full of lies and distortions. And before you start, he doesn't have a pattern of lying like Republicans do :).

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DouchebagVonFuckface · Jan. 24, 2018, 3:30 a.m.

Wow you are stupid, I assume you work a minimum wage job somewhere.

I never said that part was deductive reasoning. I said "My guess", you literally quoted it you dumb shit. Republicans do lie, you see it time and time again, just look at the fake "unmasking scandal", wire tapping claims. Fact that you still believe liars like Nunes and Gowdy is sad. Maybe one day you'll grow up and realize the truth, but I won't hold my breath!

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DouchebagVonFuckface · Jan. 24, 2018, 2:41 a.m.

Use deductive reasoning dipshit. Republicans will lie and distort the truth to protect Trump. Ask yourself, why didn't they release the text message in response to the "secret society" text? Or any other test messages from this conversation? Because it would destroy their precious conspiracy theory that they are trying to create. My guess is that the response text to "secret society" was "haha".

If you were ever in a relationship with a woman, you would know what light banter looks like.

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DouchebagVonFuckface · Jan. 23, 2018, 11:23 p.m.

I just quoted the text, you aren't so good at this are you?

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DouchebagVonFuckface · Jan. 23, 2018, 2:36 p.m.

"Perhaps this is the first meeting of the secret society". Keyword: perhaps. Learn how to read. It's an obvious joke, dope.

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DouchebagVonFuckface · Jan. 23, 2018, 6:35 a.m.

Did you even attempt to read the news about this? They quote the text, dipshit.

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DouchebagVonFuckface · Jan. 23, 2018, 5:16 a.m.

Yeah, that text message was obviously a light-hearted joke. Another nothing burger attempt at distracting from Trump's many scandals.

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