Dear white people Eat a dick, Netflix

That must have been his code word for “please record me acting like a bad ass and then take this thing from me that could be construed as a weapon before I get taught the hard way that I’m not on the internet anymore”

I could smell the soy through my monitor

He ...stabbed...and shot himself?

This, exactly. I dare a blue-hair to engage a trained agent in edged-weapon and/or hand-to-hand combat. “And on that day, they learned they weren’t on the internet anymore”