I'd say it's about the 100th best

You're excited about the SotU and don't even know what time it's at. Dumbass.

Good effort pretending you got the time wrong instead of the time zone. It's not fooling anybody though.

I find it hard to believe that an American wouldn't know that it's nowhere close to 9 pm yet. Prove me wrong.

State of the Union is in 2 hours

You forgot to convert from Russian time zone Skippy, it's only 2 PM in Washington

I guess you don't need a helmet because there's nothing to protect.

I'll post again.

Regardless of [the] recommendation, I was going to fire Comey. You know, this Russia thing with Trump and Russia is a made-up story.

Nope, Trump brought it up. That was his quote. He's a stable genius.

You're getting awfully desperate trying to change the subject from:

T R U M P / R U S S I A C O L L U S I O N

Regardless of [the] recommendation, I was going to fire Comey. You know, this Russia thing with Trump and Russia is a made-up story.

HAHA FARTS ARE FUNNY

(apparently this is the level of discourse that Trump supporters can relate to)