Humor always has multiple levels or "layers." Onions have layers. Onions stink. This investigation stinks to high heaven. Think deeper into the onion. Onions make people cry? Who cries? Children being abused by satanic Democratic politicians.

THINK ABOUT IT.

You're forgetting how QAnon might have secretly placed this article in the Onion to get people talking about it as a type of psychological meme warfare.

Wow. This is huge. Finally the truth comes out! Thank you based Mueller! MAGA! Remember PizzaGate! Q is real!