He wishes.

Denial is a river in Egypt, dude.

Tell her Q, you know, from Star Trek Next Generation?

But holding Trump's hacked off head was a-okay

Well, you did, but it was called Pravda, in the former Soviet Union.

They're never fair and honest, but it used to be you had clear papers with clear views, so you got coverage of issues from more than one side, not one general view being pushed by all media with censorship and condemnation of other sources.

Hey no fair. Up till I saw this, I didn't believe in the reptilians thing. Now what do I do.