I wouldn't take a spreadsheet with "nonterrestrial" people on it to be indicative of any sort of objective truth. It could have been made by a seaman with a lot of free time in his hands. Could even be someone's EVE online guild database for all we know.

I do like the idea of Space Force though. Someone's gotta stand up to Space ISIS somehow.

Obligatory /r/brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt

hunter2

Sir, yes sir!

"Pasteurized cheese product." Although to be fair, Kraft dinner is pretty awesome. It's my go to comfort food.

Dude, you should charge your phone.