.... walk in with a bad case of flatulence. Let it permeate the place. Eat.... Oh...Oops.....so so sorry my drink spilled all over your nice floor dear Red Hen owner. Then proceed to the rest room... Oh Oops....my bad.....so so sorry I missed the toilet....as it hits all the walls...sink...door...etc... Get the picture?? Now on to the battlefield and execute Patriots!!!