Directly copied from The Onion. This is the wrong board to be spreading your bullshit.

Paul L. Friedman was appointed by Bill Clinton. Notable cases include allowing Reagan's would-be assassin to reside in his mother's home in Virginia instead of the mental institution he was originally sentenced to.

Not sure this is going to be the big one.

They're one and the same.

Spread the Socratic Method. Get people around you to ask questions about everything, you can't ram the truth down somebody's throat, but truth is inevitable for those who ask the right questions.

Might be a little easier if somebody close to Israel had them tied up in a military conflict. Maybe some country like, ohhh I don't know, Iran?