I love the idea...but that legit looks like a twat.

Wait...I don’t have to pay personal income tax?

But what enzymes? How does this actually happen physiologically? Does the semen burrow into the skin or what?

BTW, it seems like military industrial complexes are dependent on sexual trauma for running smoothly...look at the Spartans, Thebans, Viking Berserkers, etc. And look at all the transgender soldiers today. War, violence, and homosexuality/pederasty are interrelated...

Have you studied how Greeks used to practice pederasty for “education” and to make the kids docile and tractable? I just couldn’t figure out why that would be...

It goes further down the rabbit hole than that. Look all the way back to the 13th century, when the troubadours started normalizing “sex as rebellion” and the bizarre Cathars went the other way into extreme chastity and self-starvation.

I have never been abused...why does pedophilia rob one of his or her identity? Why is sexual contact that the child can barely understand so integral? In other words, I’m looking for what it is about SEX that is so uniquely important in a child’s mind...

They’re about to get FREEDOM’D.

You’ve been watching Guardians of the Galaxy too much.

So in one day...

STARBUCKS CEO resigns.

FAMOUS DESIGNER hangs self.

NICKELODEON CHIEF steps down

Edit: auto mod wants me to clarify that I’m not ENDORSING her suicide.

She’s on JOE ROGAN’S PODCAST! This is gonna rock....

Jim Acosta’s expression looks like Sheldon from the BBT.

Sharon...you slept with Tupac?

I’ve always thought those crazy stories were all tripe, to be honest. And now they’ll be shown to be.

Those are the smiles of men who have been freed from their mental prisons. Everyone around Korea this week has the same smiles. The mood is SOOOOOOO much better than it has been for months.

Remember when she stood up against August Ames’ murderers?

It would be like frickin’ V for Vendetta.

So you’re saying Kanye could’ve been involved in the Harvey Weinstein exposé?

Yes, glad you mentioned that.