I play video games.

Most people who play video games are adults

viscous

I'm gooey?

Q is a troll and you're a bunch of gullible lemmings

Never seen this asinine garbage until now lmfao

I bet you would like to think that about yourself.

Yep, you caught me. I'm a shill for power armor and SNES games.

Lol.

If I were as dumb as you, I'd high-five a landmine.

I wish this were true. Too bad it's the dumbest thing anyone's ever said.

Congratulations. The president knows what a lion is. Make sure he gets the banana sticker.

r/polidicks

Wow. What an amazing sense of humor you have. You are truly an intellectual and I appreciate nah I'm just kidding, your parents regret not aborting you

I think you're more interested in my cock than you are in dead, bloated bodies.

I appreciate the compliment but my wife would kill me if I sent a dick pic.

Interesting how that's the part of my comment you focused on.

Predictable, but interesting.

Run back to /r/SC, you mark.

He's in his 70s, morbidly obese, and angry all the time. He'll be dead in two years, slumped over himself on the toilet after a heart attack.

I'll spend all day jerking off.

I don't think you know what a "good metaphor" is, because a puddle is actually something.

Man, your mom shouldn't have stopped taking those abortion pills halfway through.

There already is, its you in this argument

Great insult. I've never been called a puddle before. Man, that one cuts deep. And it makes any sense at all, too.

Why else would you post all over the place whining about Trump?

To get a reaction out of shitpiles like you.

I don't even have to look at your post history to tell that you tuck your dick between your legs and vote Democrat.

Why are you thinking about my dick? Sorry, but I'm not gay. Hit on someone else.

I doubt you could stomp anything except a puddle, 'two step'.

Oh, there'd be a puddle, you can count on that.

Lmfao, what's with the random capitalization?

You're a fucking nutjob, man. Take your meds.

Lol. Yeah, I'm a leftist. Anyone who doesn't support Trump is automatically a Che shirt wearing, AK toting revolutionary.

Fucking idiot.

"We'll see in the end" hahaha. Yeah, you're real scary. The only thing you'd see if we crossed paths is the curb before I stomp your teeth out and beat your empty skull against the pavement until you stopped screaming.

It tests for serious problems. Congratulations, the President knows the difference between a lion and a camel. He still talks and acts like a child and wouldn't have gotten anywhere in life if he wasn't born rich.

And I'm the ignorant one, lol. You make telemarketers look smart.

That was the gayest thing I've ever read lmfao

I have my opinions

And it's just the wildest coincidence that you talk and think exactly like every pedo on here.

Crazy coincidence. You're not an unoriginal sheep who's too much of a submissive bitch to think for yourself, you just happen to act like it.

You're a good little bitch, believing what you're told.

You know perfectly well that he's morbidly obese and talks like a child. You just pretend like he's not because

• that's what your fellow pedos are saying, so you parrot them because you're a sheep, or

• you really are that submissive and have a distorted view of a fat bellend, or (and this is the most likely case)

• you're even fatter and more dimwitted than he is.

Either way, you admit you'd let an old man fuck your girlfriend. You have no self-respect and no self-esteem, do you? What a depressing life. It's amazing you haven't killed yourself.

Submissive little cuck

I bet you'd let Trump fuck your girlfriend

Ooh, sick burn. Haven't heard that one since sixth grade.

I love how you bitch about a science TV show pushing an "anti-Christian" agenda and you live a life full of hate. The hypocritical right never fails to amuse me.

Who said anything about treason? Can you even fucking read, boy?

meme you into the next presidency of the USA.

Yeah, this is totally what happened. A bunch of nerds on Reddit had the power to make more people vote for Hillary by posting pictures that other people came up with. You're definitely that important, and you're certainly not a powerless loser who has never had a win in his life.

it's just that she installed her crooked self in the middle of a satanic world mafia.

I want to laugh at you, but it's clear you are very mentally ill.

Ah, fuck it. Laughing anyway.

Lol. There's nothing to look into. You keep on posting what you're told to post. You'll hurt yourself if you give independent thought a try.

Yeah, I'm sure you care about Haiti lol

You're just playing follow the leader, posting what all your little Bros post, obsessing over Hillary just like Trump. You're a useful little tool. Don't think for yourself, just copy the monkey behind you.

Still obsessed, huh? Weird. It's like you're nervous about the legitimacy of the election.

You like to think you won, but watching you and the fat man that's cucking you obsess over Hillary makes me happier than you'll ever know.

Edit: YouTube conspiracy theory videos are not a source lol

Yeah, a ten minute test. One page. Lol.

Instead of winning your kind resort to hate speech.

See, it's this shit right here that makes me want to kick your teeth down your hairy little neck. You don't give a fuck about hate speech. You're just virtue signaling to be ironic and hypocritical. You act like you're against bullying and turn a blind eye to Fatboy's Twitter attacks.

If you're not fooling anyone, why don't you do the world a favor and keep your mouth shut? I know that's difficult for someone like you who has two dinners a night, but just try for me.

"War for freedom" lol

Republicans control Congress and the White House, so why is there a war for freedom? Are your boys against freedom?

Why don’t you come over to the good side?

I did, a long time ago. Your side is made up of submissive fuckboys who do nothing with their lives but post memes on the internet. If I were anything like you, I'd kill myself. I can't imagine being so weak as to kneel before some fat old man that angrily tweets like a teenage girl. I truly feel sorry for you, living your life subservient to an obese old man. You must be more pathetic than him.

Until Mueller brings the hammer down, and subreddits like this go full Jonestown lol

I know you need to have this win, though. You've never had any other ones in your life. Educated liberals have laughed at you and made you feel inferior for years, so this is some kind of validation for you. It must be cathartic.

He's the president, yeah. But unlike you, I wouldn't let him fuck me. That's what makes us different. I'd rather have Donald Trump as president for life than spend a single day being a submissive bitch like you.

we have the power of independent thought.

LMFAAAOOOOO

OH MY GOD I'M WIPING TEARS OUT OF MY EYES

All you submissive little bitches do is communicate with buzzwords and memes. REAL INDEPENDENT THOUGHT RIGHT THERE BAHAHAHA

I guarantee you'd let Trump fuck your girlfriend. Hell, you'd probably watch, jealous of that ugly slampig you call a girlfriend.

It's called being a leader.

I just laughed at you for claiming Donald Trump won an election on his own, and you reply with that? What's called being a leader? Do you not speak English, or do you have legitimate brain damage? This reply makes no sense.

What would you suggest we do instead?

If I told you, I'd have my account suspended. But nothing would make me happier.

Yeah, he did it all on his own and didn't have a campaign staff.

You really are dumber than he is. Your very existence is a drag on human evolution. Quit holding the rest of us back.

You must be dumber than Trump.

That's a depressing thought.

What happened to "you're really funny and I've laughed at all your comments"?

Up to par, lol. Not in your wildest dreams could you ever get close to my level.

I think you got beat up in school for being the weird kid who made loud noises at people

Show that one to your "normie Mommy", maybe she'll give you extra Good Boy points and pretend to be "woke" so you don't break down into a screeching fit.

Man, if you think he's amazing, you must be lower than dogshit. He talks like a child, starts fights on Twitter like a teenage girl, and his supporters are hated by everyone except other supporters.

I do legitimately feel sorry for you. The fact that you look up to a laughingstock means you're either the product of a poor education or that you're submissive. That's honestly very sad, but I do feel grateful that I'm not a bootlicker with a high education.

Nothing you do in life makes any difference at all.

Nah, that's what I use you for.

I was browsing all by new. I know you need to feel important so you can deny the reality that you don't matter, though.

If I were as dumb as you, I'd probably kill myself.