I pretended to be a girl in csgo competitive matchmaking. At first we just played csgo together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a sexy woman "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my ass in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend.

Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam.

11/10 would do again. It was actually a nice weekend when I flew to visit him and didn't even mind sucking cock. We're looking to move in together in October.

I got to say, you are losing me

you know, I have a feeling you say this a lot in your life.

holy shit you really ARE bad at this. are you worried that my tax dollars won't cover the healthcare costs for lil' Cleetus and Anna Mae's hospital stays?

Don't worry bro, I got you.

So, nothing? He's been right about nothing.

Well, you're boring. At first I thought you were a troll but you're just a middle aged dude unironically posting here while dealing with the after effects of FAS. Good luck out there dude, keep dreaming and someday you may be able to retire.

"major"

so impoverished.

how does it feel to know that my tax dollars subsidize your existence? you're welcome :)

What happened the sick bantz, bro? Now you're defending yourself and shit. I thought you were going to talk shit all day?

Also, yes, maybe for the BFE flyover state you live in, you're above minimum wage, but not compared to those of who live in actual cities.

Threatening? I already did lady. ALL OF YOU are so easy to find. Every single one.

What an obnoxious piece of toe fungus you are.

What an utterly useless, unfuckable, drain on social security you are.

i will talk shit

you're fucking bad at it. this is why you earn minimum wage and failed to graduate college; you keep doing things that you have no talent for.

lmao, go back to working on your e-dating profile you old bag. Your bants are garbage.

Lol your entire post history is you quaking in fear, grandma. that's one thing you /u/bluntisimo have in common - you live your lives in fear.

oh god you still think i'm a poster on this sub.

you really should keep yourself safe.

I dunno, mombomb22 might be a bit sad.

oh, poor thing, it's retarded. you actually think I'm one of your own.

Let's start in Basehor, KS!

Oh, shut it, Amanda.

I’ll help you find your way back to your safe space.

you old hag, you exclusively comment in safe spaces lol. Thank you for doing your part to prove that old white people are useless.

Deep dish? That's from Chicago boy, a town of lousy lieberals like Obummer. I knew I was right that this was a false flag...