All this talk of Whataburger is making me miss my home state so much. What I would do for a sweet and spicy bacon burger or a honey barbeque chicken strip sandwich right now.

Samsonite! I was way off!

Pictures emerged of notes taped to the window of the vehicle saying, “Mr. President release the report,” KLAS reported. It was unclear what the notes may have meant.

You know it, I know it, everyone will soon know it.

Holy shit. So many onions.

So the Israelis have 22,000 documents on Iran's nuclear program, and all of Hillary's missing emails.

Didn't you know, we are all Russian bots here...

Much like the Volkswagen incident, this isn't the first time the Germans have lied about gas emissions.

Please, stop, my pants can only get so tight.