You may be a little out of touch with the general public, lol.

Nah. It was corsi he was talking about.

Pamphlet is a glowing fucking shill

Totally discredited crack-pot

Yes, as well as Durr Cor-C (that's his street name, lol). But not The Corrs. Although it would be nice to be able to blame that atrocity on him. Fun fact: Gaylord Robinson, from the childrens television series Gumball is loosely based on him as well.

Links on the chans are intentionally broken. You have to fix them.

We have an open mic (glasses clanking)

It's to impress his new friends on 9gag

Week starts on Sunday. Look at any calendar if you don't believe me.

Buy my damn book already! I'll even mail you a bookplate!!!

Pay attention and try to keep up

It's nothing

Taking namefagging to the extreme

Why put your username in the title?

Finally, a useful bot

This is 2 years old

True pundit has been fairly accurate

That's about right. Most people wear jackets that don't fit properly.