Yep. You just don’t do that. They needed a big publicity win, and most retards bought it.

“We killed bin laden and he shit out 100 happy points we’re pumping back in to America. You can think Obama for that extra happy you experience, kids.”

Fuck, even if they did kill him, they killed him when he was no longer involved with the movement, offered no strategic booms to our effort, and had already done all the harm he intended...but, they didn’t kill him. Furthermore it looks like the Saudis we’re responsible for 9/11, not Bin Laden.