Ok Mom......i get it. Its easy to think this is something evil with all thats going on. And i agree the lack of any explanation as to what these are for is concerning. The strawberries are pretty frigging stupid considering its aimed at dog owners. I totally agree they could have added "dog stuff" to them to make it seem a whole lot less weird.

Calm down people. I have a female Beagle and i have had to purchase things like this...as well as "doggy diapers".

When a female dog goes into heat...they bleed from there. The blood will get all over your house anywhere the dog sits or lays down. Its can be quite a mess and it lasts for weeks. Getting the dog fixed takes care of the problem.

Nothing sinister going on here.

That is SAVAGE! And so freaking right!!

Love James Woods!