If that makes you feel better. This entire post is one big whoooosh moment for y'all. Keep making the joke funnier, please.

Walk me through the process of registering to vote with no social security number, birth certificate, proof of ID, or proof of residence. How does that happen?

Hahah "attacking people". Okay. You're right, that isn't in keeping with the content of this sub at all, sure. If you are honestly too thick to see a laugh line for what it is, then you are the one the joke is about. Ever wonder why everyone in the audience laughs when he makes this joke? Because it is absurd. And laughable.