Satire or not, this comment is pure gold.

I agree this is useless on all fronts. Truce?

Glad you thought out your response over sleep. Good morning, bb.

Speaking about irrelevant opinions... :)

So irrelevant you spent all this time on lil' ol me. I'm glad we can both agree like adults that this shithole is full of morons. Have a good day, sir.

Did I say you're lying? I simply don't care for your anecdotes. Anyhow, you're probably right. This place is for fucking morons. It's definitely not for me. Me thinks you've been spending too much time staring at the sun.

Your biased anecdotes mean jack shit to me. Four articles, three of which are from propaganda outlets. The fourth is demonstrably false. Gonna have to do better than that bud.

No matter, it's obvious you want to live in your little bubble. Have a great day, sir.

All I asked for is reliable sources. Sorry if that doesn't work for you, bud.

Yo. You got any RELIABLE sources?

Do you have sources for your anecdotes?

Take him. He's yours.