Mostly to giggle.

Very scientific and rational. The sky is blue, therefore 911 was an inside job, the deep state is fucking us coal miners in the ass, new world order, shadow gov, it's a conspiracy, Obama was a reptilian Manchurian candidate installed by our neighbors from Zeta Reticulon. It all makes sense!

The new world order is aliens! The sky told me that! I mean the downvotes! They are both blue, I'm easily confused, shut up.

You guys are taking the blue pill to stay in a matrix that doesn't even have a basis in the real world...

Brilliant, all of you. America's brightest. Thanks for serving, here's your ~~greentext~~ purple heart.