There's your problem Mark, you don't ask for casual sex, you get invited over for it.
Also, get your ban priorities in order and either put a spam-filter on LOL threads or leave them alone and let them be their own shitty thing.
Oh please, getting laid is easy. Depends on how low your standards are though, and I'm not talking looks, I'm talking mental stability.
I bet I can get anyone here laid within a month provided they're over 21, and have a place to actually have sex. Doesn't matter how much of a robot you are, I can get you laid.
Are you planning on getting laid while town, or getting laid at the convention, because I can already tell you the latter part isn't going to happen, unless PAX East has a liquor stand I don't know about.
Eh, if you're actually serious about it, drop me your email and I can give you some advice, or don't and I can advise you throughout the thread so it's mildly entertaining for everyone else.
Can confirm, Christmas hunting is some good shit if you've got some buddies and enough of the expensive liquor to bring along.
Alright, but like most relationships with other people, getting laid takes effort. I wouldn't go half-assed at it.
Not all of us are Mormon, anon.
Why do I hang out with you sad people again?
Oh, yeah, I'm some freakish hybrid of robot and human who was diagnosed with the most mild case of being an Ass Burger ever, and you folks are the only people belligerent enough to argue with me about my own opinions, so I come here to sperg so I can maintain normie relationships.
Throw the ring on ASAP, hold off on kids for a few years. Don't let her get away before that.
Can confirm. Sign up for Fetlife, and put up with the Pozz long enough to get through the local bondage and impact courses.
Then if you're good enough, snatch the 20-something girl right as she's diving into the kinky Shit and dominate her so hard she makes you her daddy for life.
Hope you were good this year and didn't mention politics or /pol/ memes outside of /pol/ or the Christmas Monkey will come and rape you while he bites your fingers off.