Merry Christmas you Fujoshi Moe-shit loving degenerates! My family bought Marzepanstollen which is sort of like Christmas Cake…but I can't eat it because I am gluten-intolerant. So instead, I am getting smashed on Gin and Tonic whilst eating comped sushi because there is no Mulled wine to be found in this area.
As a sidenote: I think I will try and beat Hitman: Blood Money for Christmas. Which ratings should I go for?
Das rite. My immune system will attack the wheat-gluten protein before it even enters my intestinal tract.
Well…sorta. You can just emulate all the rehashed titles on your desktop like a real anti-social /hikky/ without buying that NintenD'OH Repackageware. However, since it was a Christmas gift, I will forgive you because I know The Switch was created so men could play with each other's dicks on the bus while talking about rubbing up against little girls and boys. <3
That's great and all, but "The Max Payne" series has been designated as a misogynist game with undertones of racism by The Free Feminist Furries and Gaymer's League and is banned on our list of safe non-triggering games.
Kingdom Hearts was basically Disney taking Squeenix under (((it's))) wing and teaching it exactly how to turn even the most mundane content into MERCHY MERCH Globalist Progresso Soup for the fanboys to chow down on like starving feral dogs.