You'll change your mind as you see the mushroom clouds in the horizon. You'll hug the first stranger you see.
Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me.
My folks are actually good people and not an annoyance to spend some time eating during Christmas. My own life, on the other hand, is shit, so it balances things. Merry Christmas! Be sure to say exactly that to all filthy atheists if you know any.