>Work in pharmaceuticals

>Have extensive mechanical knowledge

>Teaching myself programming

>Not /fit/, but not out of shape

>Co-worker asks what I do in my free time

>Say I just sit down and play some video games

>Co-worker starts shaking

>Runs to tell the manager the news

>Suddenly men in white show up

>Throw me into the back of a padded truck

>Declared legally insane by a panel of psychiatrists

>Fired from my job

>Guns taken away

>Can't get another job in any related field

>On every no fly & watch list

>But hey at least I have gibs..in only one to five years for my case to go through

Fucking Gamestop